Good day to you. Apologies for the long absence. I’ve been holed up in my garret at Steampunk-Shrunk Towers and rather engrossed in watching over my many wards, who are spread around the world these days, by means of my clockwork powered holographic global viewing lens.
Fortunately, most of them seem to be settling down now, and require a little less attention than was the case a year or so back. That means I’ve been able to turn my mind to other things.
Several of my steampunk colleagues here have expressed interest in my holographic viewing technology (although a few are uncivil enough to call it ‘spying’). They have asked whether I can provide them with a version of my viewing lens that does not involve such a cumbersome system of levers, pulleys and cogs as my own device.
I’m pleased to say, I have been able to oblige. As I’m sure you are aware, we inhabit a holographic universe, and once an initial connection has been made, we are free to visit any part of it that interests us. My device is the master machine and it has been a relatively simple task to clone the technology to handheld devices. These are very attractive hand mirrors (available in our Etsy shop – The SteampunkDollsHouse) and wall mounted mirrors which will soon be available on our stalls at upcoming events.
Now anyone who purchases one will be able to use my technology to connect with any location – past, present or future, through staring into the holographic mirror with sufficient concentration and focus.
I, of course, will be able to follow all their observations from my master machine, but that is a small price for any customer to pay. Their data will, of course, be quite safe with me…